Your mcm reblogged a ‘reblog the lucky pencil to pass your classes’ post and didn’t study for his finals. He got a 1.0 GPA, uni had to kick him out. Now he’s on twitter talking about “I started my company without a degree 💰🔥” he sells individual cheetos to kids at the playground for 25 cents
When people ask why he got kicked out he only replies in Russ quotes. He just tweeted “You don’t need college, true knowledge is from the streets💯” He thinks a soap opera is when you sing in the shower
(via thebootydiaries)
i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire
(via touyaniii)